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gengerk

gengerk da shadoo poekmin

soemtim, on drak nit, ur shadoo tron bie a streetlait wil soodnle n startleen overcaek u. it ees aktly a gengerk roonen pest u, preenendin 2 b ur shadoo.
>kek

Must be something in the air...

Because every lousy person I've ever had to deal with so far says they ended up in the hospital and were unable to communicate.

Is this the hangout joint for all the liars and procrastinators? Those free cookies made of BULLSHIT must taste delicious if there's so many people going there!

Well, not every person but definitely 90% of the people I've had trouble with.

MINDBLOWN. LOOKIE WHAT I FOUND

OH. O-ok! Wow.

OhNo1
Bigger pic here

Yeah...

It's not what it seems, though. This is a very BOOTIFUL bootleg. And it's only 20 bucks. The people that make these are called "Pocket Studio Boutique" and I found them on Taobao.
Yeah yeah, bootlegs are bad but this looks like the real thing. >_> At least in the pictures. FFS, they even nailed the extremely sexy box that the Tomy Megas come in. I fricken LOVE that box design.
I also ran into this that I'm sure waifufags would kill for:

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Even I was impressed at that Waifuvoir but I wouldn't be caught dead with anything Gardevoir related. ಠ_ಠ

It's a little bit scary that these figures are so legit looking; I think I know where those really cheap legit looking newer Tomys come from on Ebay. But on the good side of things, this seller actually tells you these are not "official" and are made by them using high quality equipment. See for yourself in this picture:

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Good God, just look at those gorgeous molds. /drools e_e
Haha, it's been a fun day. Why the hell did I pay $200 for my shiny lottery Gengar when I could just have gotten this? Of course, I'm being sarcastic. I found some cool stuff on Taobao; I'll keep an eye on it from now on but I have no idea how to fricken order yet.

shitlords - ebay edition

Edit: This cunt was part of Pkmncollectors and now they're a banned member. No surprise there.

This shitlord pays and leaves a note demanding for this shit to be shipped as a flat to Canadaz.

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Then I get this today

bipolar shitlord

Now, Ebay doesn't let sellers leave neutral or negative feedback on buyers. Ain't that a real bitch? I checked this scrub's feedback and someone left a "pseudo" negative claiming that they never paid for whatever they bought. It shows up as a positive but the comment itself is negative. I wish I had seen this, because I would have cancelled their bid and I would have still made money as the second highest bidder was at $12. Ebay is pretty shitty.

I ain't leaving feedback for a sub human scum that talks to me like that. EVER.

"GENGAR, YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A JUVENILE SISSY AND SHOULD BE THE BIGGER MAN!" - said some moralfag

I am juvenile sissy when I can't counter the shit out of a rude bastard because they are holding my money and I'm also brutally honest, so it's best I don't leave any feedback. They can go fuck off a cliff into a burning pit of some fucking manners with their "great positive feedback". I hope their "friend" tries to ship it as a flat, just for it to be returned or lost. How's that for Christmas? Canada is also close to Michigan but you know, because of their great 1337 knowledge of the USPS, IT'LL NEVER MAKE IT IN THREE WEEKS.

And thanks for the money, scrub. I had that figure for sale in my store for only fucking $3 but it never sold.



Sell on Ebay? Check the feedback before letting just any shitlord bid. It's not even about the money now, but the money you could lose later as even if you ship their crap out, they can just turn around and leave a negative because you didn't bend the rules of your country's postal system. I'M SO SORRY, YOUR SHITHIGHNESS. Negative feedback=not too good for sales.

R E P L A C E A R C E U S W I T H L O R D H O O P A

My initial reaction to Hoopa:

wtf is this shit
real


WTF is this little shit. Game Freak releases yet another disappointing, cutesy Ghost type. Fml. When are we gonna see some nightmare fuel type of ghosts?

THEN THIS GLORIOUS BEING GETS LEAKED.


I made this shit;took an hour in 'shop.

NOW THIS. THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT, GAME FREAK.


Screw Gengar; this is my new favorite Pokemon. It's so glorious and grotesque, I fricken love it. I'm a bit sad it lost the Ghost typing; we could have had an actual nightmare fuel Ghost type for once. But I honestly don't give a shit because it's now only weak to Bug(lol, so only Scizor) and Fairies, which I will personally shit on with Sludge Wave to make sure Lord Hoopa has free reign.

I thought the initially leaked sprites were fake because there was no way something this out of place and evil looking could be a Pokemon. Boyyyyyyy, was I wrong or what?!

Thank you, Game Freak. You did NOT disappoint.

Prediction: No Hoopa Unbound Form merch, ever. Probably. Too many fricken amazing arms; design too complicated. There's probably gonna be little Hoopa merch and I will get it just for the sole purpose of kicking it around wishing it was big papa Hoopa. Why can't the BURLY Pokemon get some goddamn decent merch? Now if we get a D-Arts type of figure, THAT.WOULD.BE.FUCKING.CHOCOLATE.SEX. ಥ﹏ಥ
But that will probably never happen.

Replace Arceus with Hoopa Unbound. This thing actually looks like a God.

I'm jest kiddin' about Gengar btw. Nothing will replace him as my favorite.